Section:Phone Solicitors
Author:Inchman
Brief Description of Tip:Newspaper subscriptions

Tip on fighting back:
One thing I hate is newspaper subscription solicitors calling me. So here is my stock answer when they ask me if I want their paper...

"I'm sorry but I'm allergic to yellow journalism." and hang up. I'm sure this joke is lost on most of the lowlife that they get to make the calls, but I always get a laugh out of it.