After a night of parting, Steve woke up in his bed to the sound of a ringing phone. When he answered the phone, it was a
older women looking for her daughter, Brenda. Steve turned to the girl that was sleeping in the bed with him. He hit her in the
head with the phone to wake her up. Once she woke up, Steve asked, "Are you Brenda?"
She answered, "Yes, I am."
Steve replied, "Your mom is on the phone!"
After getting pulled over by the cops for a DWI, Steve turned to the cop and said, "My dad is the mayor, do you like
your
job?"
Needless to say, Steve spent the night in the local drunk tank.
At a party in a local hotel, (we were 16 at the time) Steve was drinking a beer on a rocking chair in front of the hotel room. The cops pulled into the parking lot and rolled slowly by the hotel room. Steve, just looked at the cops and asked them if they wanted a beer!
"UH?"
Dan's Pick up lines (unsuccessful)
"Do you like guns and fishing?"
"What else can I get for fifty bucks?"
"If these hookers are cops, I'll hunt you down and kill you!"
"Sure I'll drive, where are my keys?"
After being asked why he was getting married, his response was, "There comes a time in your life, when you realized that you just won't do any better!"
"That's not my kid!"
"This is the greatest car in the world, check out the tri-axel speakers in the rear!" (Later that night, he missed a major party because his car broke down. When he called to ask one of us to pick him up, our response was, "Ride those awesome tri-axels here!"
Casey was trying to pick a girl at a local bar. After telling him that she wasn't at all interested in him, Casey replied, "Step outside, bitch and I'll kick your ass!"
After the judgment was awarded for child support, Pat told the judge that he was a student and couldn't pay it. The judge replied, "It's YOUR choice to go to school."
Pat replied, "Yeah, well it was HER choice to have the child!"