About Me and My Match    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


New and Improved!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About Me

 

 

Name:

mst3k92600

 

 

 

Gender:

Man seeking a Woman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Location:

Glen Gardner, NJ

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Age:

33

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Marital Status:

Single - never married

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Body Type:

Athletic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Height:

6' 0"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eyes:

Brown

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hair:

Dark Brown

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ethnicity:

Caucasian (white)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sense of Humor:

Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick, Other

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Social Setting:

Comic Relief

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TV Watching:

TiVo is my best friend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smoking:

Doesn't smoke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drinking:

Drinks socially

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Living Situation:

Alone, With pets

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have Kids:

No

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Want (more) kids:

I'll tell you later

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Education:

Post-Graduate

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Employment Status:

Full-time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:

Technical / Science / Engineering

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Income:

$75,000 to $99,999

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Religion:

I'll tell you later

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Attend Services:

I'll tell you later

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Political Views:

I'll tell you later

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Astrology:

Scorpio

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Languages:

English, German, Italian

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Interests:

Arts, Community Service, Movies, Outdoor Activities, Theater, Computers / Internet, Gardening, Health/Fitness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In my own words:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ladies, are tried of that old boyfriend who lies and cheats all the time?
Do you hate coming home to an empty house at night?
Do you find yourself wishing for someone to be there to open the really tough jars or reach things on high selves?

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