Document Title:A little test
Poster:Inchman
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Here is a very simple little test, comprised of four questions to
determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous
and immediate, without lengthy deliberation; .....and no cheating.
READY, SET ......GO!!!

1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?

Answer: If you answered that you're now in first place, then you're
wrong. You overtook the second runner and took his place. Therefore,
you're now running second.
(for the next question, try not to be so dim.)

2: While competing in a race, if you overtake the last runner, what
position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely
wrong.
Think about it...How can you overtake the last runner? If you're behind
him, then he can't be last.
The situation is impossible!!!
(it would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. You
ARE..... the weakest link!!!)

Anyway, here's another one to try; don't take any notes, and don't use
a calculator. Just add the following numbers in your head.
3: Take 1000. Add 40.
Add another 1000. Add 30.
Plus 1000.
Plus 20.
Plus 1000.
And plus 10.
What is the TOTAL ?

Answer: 5000??? Wrong again!!! The correct answer is 4100.
Try again with a good calculator. (today is clearly not your day!
although you should manage to get the last question right...)

4 : Marie's father has five daughters
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...

Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG! It's obviously Marie!
Read the question again!