Document Title:I miss Bill Clinton (2019) Poster:Inchman Orginal Source (if known): Humor Rating:A good laugh
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"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
He plays the saxophone.
He smoked weed.
He had his way with fat, ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him .... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
It's just been announced by Dell that a new computer will be introduced to the market in the near future.
It's the Bill Clinton model featuring a 6 inch hard-drive and no memory.