Document Title:Are yuo richer today?
Poster:Inchman
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The best way to get even is to forget...

Feed your faith and your doubts
will starve to death...

God wants spiritual fruit,
not religious nuts...

Some folks wear their
halos much too tight...

Some marriages are made in
heaven, but they ALL have
to be maintained on earth.

Unless you can create the WHOLE universe
in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice"
to God isn't such a good idea !

Sorrow looks back, worry looks
around, and faith looks up...

Standing in the middle of the road
is dangerous. You will get knocked
down by the traffic from both ways.

Words are windows to the heart...

A skeptic is a person who, when
he sees the handwriting on the
wall claims it's a forgery.

It isn't difficult to make a mountain out
of a molehill. Just add a little dirt.

A successful marriage isn't finding the
right person -- It's BEING the right person...

The mighty oak tree was once
a little nut that held its ground.

Too many people offer God prayers,
with claw marks all over them.

The tongue must be heavy indeed,
because so few people can hold it...

To forgive is to set the prisoner free,
and then discover the prisoner was you...

You have to wonder about humans, they
think God is dead and Elvis is alive!...

You'll notice that a turtle only makes
progress when it sticks out its neck...

If the grass is greener on the
other side of the fence, you
can bet the water bill is higher.

And last but not least --
God gave the angels wings,
and He gave humans CHOCOLATE.

YOU ARE RICHER TODAY IF YOU
HAVE LAUGHED, LOVED,
GIVEN OR FORGIVEN.