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In honor of ZeroBama's presidential "legacy", a lactose-intolerant cross-dresser (Non-Dairy Queen) has developed a new ice cream.
Baracky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by fruits, nuts and flakes.
The vanilla is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The chocolate is dominant, but its origin is dubious.
The fruits, nuts and flakes are overly-plentiful.
The cost is $92.84 per scoop, so... out of a $100 bill... you'll get at least SOME change.
The package reads, "Made in USA", but it is actually imported from Kenya.
When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.
You are left with an almost-empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering, "What the Hell just happened?"
Then you'll realize this is what "redistribution of wealth" is all about.